KittyBot© Creator Notes
The team is constantly testing and updating KittyBot©. For users' convenience, the highlights of the notes made during this progress are released for public access.
Field Notes
Field Notes 0003 | Data Entry 0007 | 09.09.2022
9649 continues to show promise for increased programming. Whenever given the chance, we have been exposing the unit to images and videos as pertaining to the “kitten project”. 9649 has been caught “mewing” by accident and subsequently entering a flustered state.Field Notes 0013 | Data Entry 0026 | 09.16.2022
9649 is beginning to display habitual practices when in standby mode. When left alone with a research assistant, it often becomes willing and eager to offer its entire body in order to obey. Additional subjects may be placed in its charging bay. Users are asked to mind its oxygen intake and lubricants when in this mode, as it may neglect its own systems.Field Notes 0035 | Data Entry 0037 | 10.01.2022
Inspection teams noticed unusual damage to 9649’s uniform, namely: boots. Upon checking observation footage, we found that 9649, in long periods of inactivity, has been, to put it plainly, “humping” its own boots. We will be meeting with the programming team to see whether this was an intentional design or if the unit should be restrained from such actions.
>Additional Notes: requisition for new boots submitted
Stress & Limits Testing
Stress Test 0001 | Data Entry 0001 | 09.04.2022
Upon initial testing, 9649 is observed to have surprisingly low resistance to obedience protocols. Whereas most other newly-converted drones tend to hesitate when first given commands, 9649 shows no such reservations. Functionality is promising. Limits will be tested with more updates to come.Limits Test 0001 | Data Entry 0002 | 09.04.2022
Limits Test 0001 yields unexpected results. When exposed to excessive damage, it was supposed to respond negatively. To our surprise, 9649’s programming encountered an error and recorded the damage as a “reward”. Programmers recommend that users take advantage of this glitch.Limits Test 0023 | Data Entry 0041 | 10.11.2022
During routine limits test, re: physical, we made an interesting discovery. Mid-examination, the unit’s legs servos seized up, rendering the unit immobilized and incapable of doing anything but standing quietly. Programming team anticipated this would be problematic, but instead, it produced surprisingly positive results. 9649 seemed to enjoy having no choice but to stand there idly while it was hit, choked, and shocked. Engineers and programming team agree that if we can lock those leg servos on command, it could yield an interesting subroutine. More updates to come.
Incident Reports
Incident Log 0001 | Data Entry 0029 | 9.20.2022
After routine limits testing, a research assistant accidentally left the testing room unlocked. While he was gone, 9649 exited the testing site and was apparently exposed to an overload of stimulation. This caused the unit to flee through the woods.
Fortunately, it was intercepted by the loss prevention team, but team members claim it did not answer its summons - nor did it recognize Staff upon its return. Loss prevention ultimately had to use tranquilizer darts to subdue the unit, which was struggling and causing quite a scene.
Unit was returned to the conversion chambers. When it regained consciousness, we provided it with psychoactives and reintroduced its core programming. Unit has since been operating nominally and has forgotten the entire experience.